i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys
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*sneezes and shoots my butt plug out of my ass at 55 mph towards my next victim*
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rosh hashanah, Jewish new year, coincides with a tuesday this year too!!
the year of the Tuesday
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STOP it
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A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city
right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!
11 year old: Michigan is in America
right wingers:
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handsome man: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
young boy:
AUHH
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this was such a moment in time captured
an underrated part of this video is at 1:00 when someone off camera speaks complete gibberish
there are a billion things I love about this video. the kiss on the lips. the guy that picks up the cigarette immediately. fuck
the fact they’re all dressed like something that could be called prog slav
it’s back
welcome to the north of england
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